cOmTeCh FuTsAL pLaYeRs iN tHeIr sCoUtiNg LiSt???


Hello again~

Today we bring a shocking news from England..

The BPL managers seems interested in our players?

Let us hear their comment on the press conference…

Name : Hj. Taufik “Topek” Mohd Nor

Age : 22 years old

Main attributes : Strength, Concentration and Bravery

Main pos. : Defense

Pref. Moves : Dwells on the ball and tries long range passes

Media Comment : Almost similar to John Terry..

Favoured Personnel :  Alex Ferguson, Ronaldo(Brazilian) and David Beckham

Alex Ferguson :

As you can see, Taopepeck.. err.. zzzz.. kroih~ kroih~ uh! what what?? owh..  Topek are very important for us since our current defenders is very prone to injury.. With a bit of attitude by Vidic.. I believe this Arabic-Malaysian could be useful and do the job for us..

Wow~ Topek is on the move to Man Utd???

Name : Boss Naq

Age : 22 years old

Main Attributes : Strength, One on Ones and Decisions

Main Pos. : Goalkeeper

Pref. Moves : Winds up opponents and Stops play

Media Comment : Tipped to be the next Gianluigi Buffon

Favoured Personnel : Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Dunga and Thierry Henry

Arsene Wenger :

“.. Boss Naq?.. well.. We are absolutely looking the replacement for Alumina.. eh.. Almunia.. Mannone and Fabianski are not suitable enough to fit in our team.. Like they said.. He’s as good Buffon.. with good ability on One on One combat.. that’s what we need in our team..”

Name : Tengku Zainol Ariffin “Arep” Tengku Zawawi

Age : 22 years old

Main  Attributes : Flair, Long Shots, Technique, Finishing and Dribbling

Main Pos. : Forward

Pref. Moves : Shoot from distance, Tries Tricks and Run with the ball often

Media Comment : As good as Andrey Arshavin

Favoured Personnel : Fernando Torres and Michael Essien

Carlo Ancelotti :

“We’ve found our To-Be-Superstar player in our team.. most our players are reaching 30.. At his stage, he is a superstar already with his versatility playing position. His gameplay impress me much.. I don’t mind begging Abra to splash money on his head..”

Name : Hasnul Safwan @ Musang

Age : 21 years old

Main  Attributes : Dribbling, Passing, Influence and Work Rate

Main Pos. : Midfielder

Pref. Moves : Places Shots, Tries Killer Balls Often and Dictates Tempo

Media Comment : Dubbed to be the new Yossi Benayoun

Favoured Personnel : Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard and Pepe Reina

Rafa Benitez :

“Arrr~ No money no talk!!.. Bout Museng eh?.. Hurmm.. There’s no way I would buy him.. but of course.. I know if I fail to get him now.. Those brats will get him soon enough.. and there’s no way I will allow that!.. Museng~ I choose you!!”

-REPORTED  BY-

XERCRA

Lab 5 : Using Internet And WWW


Using Internet And WWW

Introduction: The Internet is used for researching, learning, shopping, and entertainment. However, much of the information that flows back and forth the internet is never seen on a web page. It is contained inside the millions of e-mail messages that travel the Internet daily.

Task 1
Use the internet to search and compare the price and features of three digital cameras.

Assignment: Compare three different digital cameras by filling in the following table and explain which you would suggest and recommend as the best buy:

Make and model Price Resolution (megapixels) Digital/optical zooming ability Do video/audio? Other features

Task 2

Different kinds of E-Mail

Find definitions for e-mail related terms.

Assignment: Research the Internet and write a short definition, in your own words, for POP, IMAP, and SMTP.

Task 3

Acronyms and Emoticons

An entire vocabulary has cropped up in computer communications involving emoticons, abbreviations and symbols. Find out what some popular acronyms and emoticons are.

Assignment: Research the Internet and determine what the following emoticons and acronyms mean:

  1. :-e
  2. >:-<
  3. >:)
  4. :-bd
  5. L-)
  6. >:D<
  7. :-*
  8. HTH
  9. IMHO
  10. TOY
  11. OMG
  12. LOL
  13. OTW
  14. BTW
  15. FYI

LAST EDITED BY : ~xercra~

PLZ SUBMIT B4 : 14/2/2010